Hello ✗Twitter. I'm Mr. Toasty.

I'm a U.S. Army veteran. Around 2009 I deployed to Afghanistan, and somewhere over there I lost my wedding ring. I never replaced it, but I plan to, because my loving wife has put up with my sh*t all these years. Twenty-three years married, father of four, and still going.

On March 30th, 2026 I had an accident that left me with a TBI. After the concussion I made a Facebook page called Therapy Toaster. Then I did something that got it restricted. LMFAO. "Therapy Toaster" is what I call my Cybertruck, because let's be honest, it looks like a toaster. It has also never once asked me to take the trash out. Even my daughter backs me up on this, since mom drives the kids around in the toaster all the time. My dad still doesn't think it's a real truck.

By day I'm a Commercial Solutions for Classified (CSfC) Engineer. By night I make my own versions of the art I want to see: glitch-style art, Electric Speed Square content, and whatever else I can talk @grok into. It's been fun so far, and I want to see where I can take it.

Stick around for the art, the Cybertruck, the cat (this freaking cat, I swear), and my other accounts: @FatCoty, @TriggeredCoty, @ToastyCoty and @YellowBlankey.